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I AM THE BLACK DRAGON

About the wonderful me...

My name is Kayla Fischer. My religious name is Cattra. I am the proud owner of a Ford Probe SE. In my family we have a tradition to name our cars. My cars name is Angelica. She has angel like qualities and looks, but like on the Rugrats (my childhood favorite show) she has a BAD ATTITUDE. She is my pride and joy.
 
In my spare time I like to drive around town, go shopping, write, Jet skiing, and annoying the hell out of people. I am a big button pusher. I have 1 rabbits, and 2 cats. One cat lives with my mom and the other lives with me. The cat that lives with me is pregnant also. I am also the person who originated SAVE THE SQUIRRELS. Yes i am a squirrel nut.  I am also mechanically impaired. This translates to I do not know JACK SHIT about how a car works. I do know what cars have better engines, how to change a flat, and to recognize any engine problems in cars. This is experience i have gained from owning 5 cars. Now i will be going on to my 6th since my car right now has tranny problems, spedometer problems (meaning it dont work and a great way to get out of tickets) and also has problems staying running while on the road. Not to mention that i busted the rim on the passanger side and my car veirs to the right now. I have bad luck with cars. 
 
I know lots about how the mind works and our legal system. When I was little I wanted to be a cop. Now I want to be a Psychologist. Go figure. What I hate most in this world besides math is people going 10 miles per hour in a 55, 45, 30, or even 75 mph zone. YES in a 75 mph zone in Fargo North dakota on my way to Canada to do some fishing. My other pet peeve is cops pulling people over for going one, ONE FREAKEN MILE over the speed limit. That is just dumb.
 
I cant complain about the cops where i live now, because one night i was totally drunk and under age, and the cops could not tell i was drunk. So i dont hold out much hope for the legal system in my town.
 
Allright now here is an update on me. I bet you guys are just thrilled to hear me rant about my self. WELL  BOOHOO FOR YOU. I have dropped out of school, and became a housekeeper. Im poorer than shit and worth just the same too. I got a really good friend who will remain nameless, that is there when im a total bitch.. he also dishes out alot of crap to when i bitch too much.  I have no high hopes for my life anymore. I keep hearing that they dont allow crazy people to become psychologist.  Yes you heard me crazy, im bipolar 1 with borderline personality traits. Im fucked up. So now i design and make new websites. Which eventually when i finish all of them they will be linked to this page. Arnt you guys lucky.
 
That sums it up for me.

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This is my new kitten Paige. She is a siamese cross, and was born on April 22 2005. She is a hyper kitty who loves to annoy me. Her favorite things to do are attack feet, attack hair, lick the inside of your ear (gross), harasse the hermit crabs, play in her own tank (she loves the hermit tank so much she has one of her own), wake you up at 3 in the morning, attack your hand, play hide the contact lense, knock stuff off the tables, and do exactly the opposite of what i say. She is a little bundle of joy.
 
Now my little bundle of joy is having her own bundle of joy. she is expected to deliver the middle of july. The fathers of her kittens are Moris (maincoon tabby stray), Midnight (tabby stray), and George (stray). She has a stuffed beanie baby that we call Jeffery that she carries around. At night its the wall, me, jeffery, and paige.. What a little nut. I know one of her kittens is going to a good friend. we decided on the name Harley. I will let you know when she delivers.

SAVE THE SQUIRRELS!!!

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If you can't beat them, humiliate them.

SAVE THE SQUIRRELS!!!!

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