Rules of the Road

Rules of the Road

How to be a thoughtful driver....

If you see a cop a head of you, flash your brake lights twice to let the person behind you know that a cop is comming.
If you like to idol through town and see me or anybody else extremely close to your rear bumper, GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!! If you can not drive the speed limit YOU SHOULD NOT BE DRIVING IN THE FIRST PLACE.
If some one's blinker is still on, be nice enough to put your blinker on too, so they get the hint that their blinker is on.
If you are driving in the middle of the night and no one is coming up behind you or infront of you, feel free to use the other lane to drive in.
If a car comes up next to you and revs up their engine, they want to race. (Be prepared to get your ass handed to you on a silver platter! Especially if it's me!)
ALL WAYS YIELD TO THE BETTER CAR. Example a Ford Probe shall allways yield to a Firebird, and a Buick Century yields to a Ford Probe. There is exeptions to the rule. If the Ford Probe is a piece of shit, than the Buick Century has the right of way.
If the person behind you revs up their engine GO FASTER!!!
If your over 80 years of age, GET OFF THE ROAD.
You are going too slow if a Semi passes you.
If the person behind you can't hear your music, it's too quiet!
If the person behind you has their brights on, you may use your mirror to reflect their light back into their face, and slow down to let them pass you then flick them off.
If someone swerves into your lane just to scare you, you have the right in the future to swerve in their lane and scare them.

How to avoid a traffic ticket

Sorry officer, I did not realize that I went off the track

If you are a girl, cry, cry your heart out, cops are sypathetic and will let you off with a warning.
Act like you haft to pee really bad, squirm in your seat, cross your legs, and bite your lower lip.
Have a crapass car... Believe me... it works! (Go close to 75 in a 55, get pulled over and say you don't know how fast you were going. 99.9% satisfaction)
Act like your Autistic. An example would be say over and over to the cop that if you go ______(speed you were going) you would get home _____(minutes) faster than going the speed limit. Keep saying it over and over and the cop should get it. They will explain why not to go that fast, but it gets you out of a 200 dollar ticket.
Get to know the cops in town.
Get to know the signs of a cop car. ( ie. perfectly aimed head lights, two sets of lights, bar lights in the back window, search light by the drivers side door.)
Know where the cops are driving and when.
If you are a girl and it is a guy cop, or a guy and a girl cop, (probably won't work just for the mere fact that guys are... well.... guys.) flirt with them.
DO NOT CALL THE COP A DORK... (you will get a ticket)
Don't mention donuts.
Or pigs and pork products.
Don't speed near doughnut shops.
Know your laws, if the cop was hiding HE CAN NOT GIVE YOU A TICKET. (it's call intrappment) There car has to be visible.
If you get pulled over by a cop on a bike, feel free to speed away.
Last but definitly not least and probably the biggest one, don't do stupid shit! It's that simple!
If you get pulled over and the cop says u were going this fast and u know u were not, ask to see the radar gun if the cop doesnt show it to u then wait till court and tell them u know u were not going that fast and asked to see the radar gun and the cop did not show it to you, your ticket will be droped most likely. (info came from a cousin who knows alot about the law and how to get out of a ticket)

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Kayla's Ford Probe

The dogs Sunny and Mario

BAD DOGS

Mario In the front after his test drive. bad dog BAD DOG!!!

Stop speeding only if you have gotten pulled over for it... until that time, go as fast as you want. When a cop pulls you over and asks you why you were speeding, tell them I said you could.

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